im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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