The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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