I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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