SEEEEXXX PLEASE
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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