pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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