no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
