It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Randomize
