your thong is hanging out like whoa
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
My balls are so social today.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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