She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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