Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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