i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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