that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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