You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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