Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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