Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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