I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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