Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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