This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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