Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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