That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm always down for nudity.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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