Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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