smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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