Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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