It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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