You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
operation have a gay friend backfired
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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