he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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