I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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