I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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