Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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