in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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