Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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