what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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