Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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