Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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