i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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