For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just want nice things and good sex
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
