Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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