I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How does it feel to date your dad?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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