I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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