i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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