Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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