I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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