Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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