the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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