I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize