If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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