Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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