I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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