Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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