I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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