i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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