chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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