Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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