I want to have your abortion
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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