You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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