i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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