Christians are straight up FREAKS
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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